Quotes with tag: Funny

"I'm shutting out the whole world just to play Nintendo, I've got these new games but I'm afraid you can't join me."

Artist: Millencolin

Song: Bullion

Album: Life on a Plate, 1996

"I came, I saw. I never conquered anything."

Artist: Smoke or Fire

Song: I'll Be Gone

Album: This Sinking Ship, 2007

"Never again will I do what I heard I did last night."

Artist: Furious IV

Song: XXIV

Album: is that you?, 2004

"Regrets collect like old friends, here to relive your darkest moments."

Artist: Florence + the Machine

Song: Shake It Out

Album: Ceremonials, 2011

"If time has taught me anything...got to learn to be the ball"

Artist: Kenny Loggins

Song: Nobody's Fool

Album: Caddyshack II (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack), 1988

"Then we played bones, and I'm yellin', 'Domino!'"

Artist: Ice Cube

Song: It Was a Good Day

Album: The Predator, 1992

"I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in. It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win."

Artist: Taylor Swift

Song: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Album: Red, 2012

"He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich."

Artist: Men at Work

Song: Down Under

Album: Business as Usual, 1981

"He's bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee."

Artist: Dire Straits

Song: Money For Nothing

Album: Brothers in Arms, 1985

"You know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday."

Artist: 50 Cent

Song: In Da Club

Album: Get Rich Or Die Tryin', 2003